Guarantees

One of the few times that you would want to listen to the devil

Nothing in this world is guaranteed... However, if it's something that is attainable, there is always AT LEAST a 1% chance that you will get it... You might say that the number is way too small to try to do, however I have a different perspective: If you really want something, 1% is more than enough...

On other news, I just performed a McGyver operation to seal a window using aluminum foil, tape, and a couple of noise makers... LIKE A BOSS

UGH, I have to wake up early tomorrow for the stupid new venture... Damn, there really is still a long way to go